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Sunday, February 6, 2011

Songs for the Migraineur


I’ve Been Battling a Migraine (Tune: I’ve Been Working on the Railroad)
I’ve been battling a migraine, almost everyday!
I’ve been battling a migraine, why won’t it go away?
It hit me again this morning, I can’t get outta bed!
Came so quickly without warning…Oh! My throbbing head!

Migraine won’t you go, migraine won’t you go,
Migraine won’t you go away-ay-ay?
Migraine won’t you go, migraine won’t you go,
Migraine won’t you go away?

Hey, Doctor! (Tune: Oops I did it again!)
Looks like I’m here again
Lying in the ER, fighting the pain
Hey, Doctor!
You might think it’s a ploy
But it doesn't mean that I'm seeking drugs!
Oh! I’ve got such a migraine
I just don’t know what to do!
Hey, Doctor, Doctor!

Oops!...I did it again...
I puked on your shoe, you didn’t listen!
Hey, doctor, doctor

What!?! You think I’m a fake
That I just want meds?
I’m in serious pain!
 


Sunglasses Inside (Tune: Sunglasses at Night)
I wear my sunglasses inside
so I can
so I can
Deal with all of the fluorescent lights.
And I wear my sunglasses inside
so I can
so I can
Control the throbbing of my head.

I’ve got a migraine you see,
it’s got a hold on me.
It takes control of me! - I turn to you and say:
Switch off the light and pull down the shades
oh yeah.
I’ll close my eyes tight ‘till you pull down the shades
oh yeah
You better believe it!
Understand my plight and pull down the shades
oh yeah.

I wear my sunglasses inside…

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